Tag: pregnancy
member name: Kati Mills
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December 23, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
how did you find out?
We didn't find out with my son. When he was born, the midwife put him on my chest right away, and all I could think was "Holy crap, I'm a MOM!" lol! A few minutes . . .
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May 29, 2009 07:00 PM EDT --
I didn't really THINK I was pregnant, but now I know I'm not and I feel better, lol! I have an IUD (Mirena) and still haven't gotten my period back (I have a 9 month old) but I have been having some of . . .
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June 10, 2009 04:05 PM EDT --
A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is . . .
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December 28, 2008 08:15 PM EST --
I never thought two labors could be so different for the same person.
My first experience with labor was a difficult one, to say the least. I had painful contractions off and on for weeks before finally . . .
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June 10, 2009 04:07 PM EDT --
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused.
She moves a third time, and he . . .
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June 10, 2009 04:13 PM EDT --
A simple tests to determine your preparedness for children:
MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the cat's litter box, then on the walls. Cover the stains . . .
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June 04, 2009 11:49 AM EDT --
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to . . .
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