Tag: funny
member name: Kati Mills
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December 23, 2008 07:17 PM EST --
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage . . .
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December 27, 2008 06:14 PM EST --
Two 90-year-old women, Vivian and Edith, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Edith was dying, Vivian visited her every day.
One day Vivian said, 'Edith, we both loved playing . . .
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December 26, 2008 01:02 PM EST --
My son sleeps in an arm's reach cosleeper next to my side of the bed. Sometimes I accidentally bump it if I get up to use the bathroom or something, and he usually fusses in his sleep for a second . . .
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December 24, 2008 03:17 PM EST --
Most hilarious Church debate ever, methinks:
http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/dodogshave.html
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April 08, 2009 09:23 PM EDT --
There is a post that came up (under related posts) when I was checking out an article that was called "How to change your child's life for pennies", but, uh, I misread it as "How to . . .
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April 08, 2009 11:52 PM EDT --
I just noticed there's a "share" button right up by your points and all that! I'd been going under explore this whole time, lol!
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April 13, 2009 11:10 AM EDT --
A: They take the psycho path.
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April 04, 2009 05:58 PM EDT --
No matter how hard youtry, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch . . .
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April 06, 2009 03:48 PM EDT --
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine . . .
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April 09, 2009 03:03 PM EDT --
does my coffee taste like play-doh? Seriously, ew!
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April 09, 2009 03:09 PM EDT --
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, . . .
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April 09, 2009 04:34 PM EDT --
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. . . .
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April 14, 2009 02:45 PM EDT --
A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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May 08, 2009 12:23 PM EDT --
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be . . .
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May 31, 2009 10:25 AM EDT --
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
"Nope," . . .
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June 11, 2009 01:43 PM EDT --
Yes folks, you heard it here first! I turn on the news this morning and here "Up next! Experts say breastfeeding your baby could prevent certain health risks!"
Wooooww!
lol! Seriously, haven't we . . .
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June 21, 2009 01:22 PM EDT --
-- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-- If you start dancing in the street, . . .
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April 04, 2009 02:38 PM EDT --
1. A man will
pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A . . .
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April 09, 2009 04:41 PM EDT --
Who lit the fuseon your tampon?
Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's . . .
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May 07, 2009 08:29 AM EDT --
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer . . .
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